Jul 11, 2013 On not saying awesome By Tom Elgar Last Thanksgiving, one of my daughter's friends referred to my wife's rhubarb pie as super awesome. Rhubarb pie isn't even any good, let...
Jul 11, 2013 Arcade Fire By Tom Elgar They heard me singing and they told me to stop, Quit these pretentious things and just punch the clock
Jul 11, 2013 Sean Penn moans about having to fly in a commercial airliner rather than his preferred Private Jet: By Tom Elgar The final cost differential to Mr. Murdoch's pool-heating expenses: A WHOPPING $6,000, which, against the price cut I offered in my deal...
Jul 11, 2013 One fat, one short, one lean. By Tom Elgar ‘Dang and blast that lousy beast!’ cried Boggis. ‘I’d like to rip his guts out!’ said Bunce. ‘He must be killed!’ cried Bean. ...